Manual Samuel

My brother bought it for me and so I was obligated to beat it at least once. Played offline, so the playtime isn't correct. QWOP mixed with The Stanley Parable and a dash of early 2000's 'lol random' humor. If I played this 20 years ago on Kongregate I would've thought it was the most amazing thing ever. Worth every…

As of 2026, the final bit in this game is bugged; I had to keep switching between controller and keyboard input to get through it. I quit in the end. The rest of the game was generally OK, although I had another game-stopping bug about a half hour before. I'm not sure I'd recommend Manual Samuel even with the bugs i…

Not much to say. A 2-hour-long game with a goofy story and humour that gets a bit difficult at times. Give it a try on sale.

Got to drive some homies around in my fully functional manual car, while having to Inhale, Exhale, and Blink while also dodging old ladies crossing the road and being an accomplice to a few drive-by shootings every couple of blocks. 10/10 Would get hit by a truck again!

i can't breathe i can't breathe i can't breathe also can't blink can't move CAN'T DO ANYTHING (that's cool)